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Yourwebsiteis
losingyoumoney
everyhour.
We scan your site, find what is broken, and fix it within 24 hours. No meetings. No retainers. Pay in crypto or by card when it is done.
What every audit covers
Six automated check groups. Every finding comes with evidence, not guesses.
Security & HTTPS
Expired certificates, mixed content, unsafe redirects, exposed headers.
Mobile Experience
Viewport config, tap-target size, readable fonts, layout overflow.
Speed & Core Web Vitals
Render-blocking scripts, page weight, image formats, caching.
Conversion Paths
Contact forms, click-to-call, CTA placement, above-the-fold clarity.
Local SEO Signals
Title and meta quality, LocalBusiness schema, NAP consistency.
Accessibility
Contrast ratios, alt text, keyboard navigation, ARIA labels.
Three steps. Zero meetings.
Send your URL
Message our bot your website address. The scanner checks HTTPS, mobile, speed, forms, and SEO in under two minutes.
Get the report
A specific list of what is broken, what each issue costs you in lost customers, and a fixed price to resolve it.
Done in 24 hours
Pay the fixed price in crypto or by card. We do the work. You get the result. No ongoing commitment, ever.
What we actually change
Same business. Same content. One day of work.
Before — score 34
After — score 96
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From 34 to 96
in one day
This is a typical health-score trajectory of a customer site across an audit → fix → re-check cycle. No guessing: the same deterministic checks run before and after, so you see exactly what changed.
- Scan 1: full audit, score 34 — 7 evidenced problems
- Fix: paid work executed inside the 24-hour window
- Scan 2: re-audit with side-by-side evidence per issue
Health score
audit → fix → re-check
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Questions, answered
Is the audit really free? +
Yes. Send your URL to the Telegram bot and you get the full report — score, evidenced problems, and fixed prices — without paying anything or sharing card details.
How do I pay? +
In crypto — Bitcoin, Ethereum, stablecoins and other major assets, verified on-chain automatically, with work starting the moment it clears. Card payment is also accepted through a secure payment link.
What if I do not like the result? +
Every offer has a fixed, written scope. What we promise to deliver is listed before you pay, and you review the result before the job closes.
Do I need to give you access to my site? +
For the audit — no, the public URL is enough. For fixes we will tell you exactly which access is needed for your specific plan, nothing more.
How can you be faster than an agency? +
The scan, the report, the pricing and most fixes run through automated pipelines. Humans review the outcome, not the process.
Fixed-price guarantee
The number you see is the number you pay. No hourly surprises.
24-hour delivery
Every offer carries a written delivery window. Missing it is not an option.
On-chain verified
Work begins only when the network proves your payment. Nothing is taken on trust.
No lock-in
One problem, one fix, one payment. No retainers, no contracts, no renewals.
Every hour your site stays broken,
customers go elsewhere.
Send your URL to the bot. Get a free audit in under 2 minutes.
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